The only fully licenced brothel operating within the Melbourne CBD area that I know of is Top of the Town. This is a fine and classy establishment with high quality girls.

There are also many “private ladies” who operate out of airbnb apartments in the docklands.

You can find these girls in various directories. Be careful though, because many of them are pimped. And some of them are scams (bait and switch).

Ballarat Road – Braybrook

There is a Thai brothel next door to “Speedy’s Pizza and Pasta” located at 292 Ballarat Rd, Braybrook.

This is a late night Pizza Joint. There are also several late night kebab stands further down the street. (Towards the city).

The Ashley Hotel at 226 Ballarat Rd Braybook serves alcohol all night. And also has pokies and live sport. Great if you suffer from insomnia.

Remember to drive safely and gamble responsibly.

Always use a condom and tip the girl for a more enthusiastic service.

Thai Massage – CBD

There are several “Thai Massage” parlours in Melbourne CBD. I will just mention two of them.

The first is located at the Northern end of Bourke Street. Just across the road from the former Madame Brussels. Short walk from Parliament Station.

The second is located at the other end of town. On the corner of Queen Street and Lonsdale Street. Diagonally opposite from Men’s Suit Warehouse


If you turn left when you are coming out of the train station on Sunshine Road then you will find Yet Another Thai Brothel.

There is not really a whole lot going on in Tottenham. But on the other side of the train station it is possible to Rent a Winnebago.

If you can find a girl who will “love you long time” then I would recommend a cruise together down the great ocean road.

Slightly more fun than sitting in front of your computer all day.